Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-9065 (?)
- SCP-9065 is a living, parasitic organism that looks exactly like a pair of light grey sweatpants. It influences people around it to desire and wear it, then causes its host to become increasingly lethargic, socially anxious, and neglectful of personal hygiene and responsibilities, eventually leading to severe depression and suicidal thoughts. Once attached, it painlessly drains the host's blood through hidden teeth on its interior. When a host dies, SCP-9065 detaches and influences others to acquire it, continuing the cycle. To contain it, the pants are kept in a non-airtight container away from other clothes and fed ten liters of human blood monthly to prevent it from seeking a new host.
- Track 61 (New York City) (?)
- Track 61 is a private, underground storage track and platform located beneath the Waldorf Astoria New York hotel, part of the Metro-North Railroad system near Grand Central Terminal. Originally built in the 1910s for the terminal's power station, it gained fame for providing discreet access to the hotel for VIPs, most notably President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who used it to conceal his paralysis by driving his armored limousine directly from the train onto the platform and into an elevator leading to the hotel garage. Although not originally intended as a station, it has been used for various events and is reportedly still in occasional use, despite recent renovations at the Waldorf Astoria.